I LOVE being a girl. Yes, I will take two hours to get ready--- three if I have to fix my hair.Yes, I do realize I am wearing a skirt/dress and it is below 0 outside--- pants are for boys.Yes, I could spend all day at the mall, and still go back the next day. Yes, I am smarter than you. No, I don’t care if I’m being a brat--- that’s every girl’s constitutional right. No, I’m not superficial and shallow--- I only enjoy, and am thankful to be blessed with things that make me happy. No, I don’t want to meet your parents; and, no, you don’t know me from somewhere.